Caller: “What about my cat?”
Me: “Your… cat… is in the parade as well?”
Caller: “Yes, I fashioned a cage on my bike so that he can ride around on the front, so in the parade I am going to be riding around with him in the cage for all to see! But I am afraid that he will be hurt as well.”
Me: “Well, like I said, if someone comes after you or your cat, it will be settled in a court of law.”
Caller: “Now, also, what if my cat attacks someone?”
